There is a quote attributed to Alan Erasmus, the lesser know and much missed business partner of the equally missed Anthony H Wilson of, the twice bankrupted, Factory Records. Known for creating entire genres of music and responsible for some of the most beautiful album covers ever made. That quote was…
“We never knowingly made a decision that made money”
I think that I may have picked that up by osmosis somehow; particularly with the title of my new book.
I have spent fourteen months working on this book, getting to the point that you can now buy it and all the while I was asked what I would be calling it. When asked for a title for anything, I usually say a random name, ( this could just as easily have been called ‘Burt’ or “Wendy” if I had my way. My response back last year was “I dunno!” And then I realised that it wasn’t actually a bad idea.

Just think of all those people being asked what they want for Christmas or their birthday and their response is “I don’t know!” well, they can now have exactly what they wished for! Lucky people!
I suppose I better actually plug my book, though (see above Factory Records comment).
It started as one painting to hang above my bed in my, then, new home. I wanted something timeless, something recognisable but not so much so that people forget to look at it; as they do with most art. Most of the classic artworks annoyed me though, they were either misogynistic or irked me in some way or another. I settled for a version of Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus but with more clothes, but I had mentally prepared a shortlist of other works that were then stuck in my head and fighting to get out. I ended up going down an autistic rabbit hole and looked up months later and realised that I had started a new book.

I have always loved winding up therapists and psychologists by pointing out which of the nondescript prints that adorn their counselling rooms were made by artists that killed themselves, or murdered someone or were about as stable as chipboard furniture left out in the rain, there aren’t many perks in the “Hons” bit of your BA Hons being Art History so it’s nice to use that otherwise wasted knowledge for something. I did actually pay attention in my Art History lectures and even got a first in my dissertation and I love finding out about art and artists and their motivations for doing what they do. So it made perfect sense to accompany these paintings with some background on the art and the artists behind them.
This collection of my interpretations of well known art is available from today from my Etsy shop and next week from my loyal stockist, Walrus & Oyster near Canterbury Cathedral.














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